30% LESS

30% less sugar, 30% less salt, 30% less carbohydrate, 30% less fat, 30% less than what? 30% less than a gerbil? 30% less than last week? 30% less crisps in the packet? When do we get to see the magical words 30% less "E" additives or better still, 30% extra for 30% less? Never in a month of Sundays, that's when.

Go away and con someone else you useless bastards. How about 30% less marketing men pedalling overpriced shit advertising campaigns for even more overpriced shit products? Better still, lets just have 30% less shit products altogether, which would go someway towards reducing the amount of waste packaging and badly made, broken goods being sent to landfill sites or incinerators across the country. Then maybe we would all have a bit more money in our pockets to spend on something worthwhile, a cleaner country to live in, and cleaner air to breathe.