Wednesday, May 30, 2007
A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
CUTTY SARK
Thursday, May 17, 2007
CABLE SHOPPING CHANNEL JARGONBUSTER
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
MILKING IT.
- If it's sunny, proceed to the nearest drugstore.
- Select your favourite sunscreen and take it to the till.
- Pay for your sunscreen and pay your suntan tax.
- Return home.
- Apply as much sunscreen as possible. Don't forget, we need you to buy another bottle very soon.
- Enjoy the rest of the day indoors because it's too hot outside, or maybe it has just started raining.
How many millions of gallons of this stuff is manufactured every year? Surely it can't be that expensive to produce? furthermore, why does it have to be repackaged every year? How long does it take someone to redesign a plastic bottle and how much does it cost? Add to this the cost of retooling and new screen printing to make said bottle. HELLO! Planet Earth to Sunscreen Man. Just leave the f***ing bottle alone and stop ripping us off! It doesn't matter if the bottle is shorter, fatter, and a slightly paler shade of whatever colour. Does the product work and is it affordable, that is what matters. And Mr Sunscreen Man, when you're sunning it up on a Maldive beach, think about all of us who can't leave our own houses on a sunny day because we can't afford your products anymore, and remember who put you on your beach in the first place because you're taking the piss!